My Brief Life and Tragic Death is one of the urban fantasy novels that I’ll complete and publish before the end of 2021. Here are the first three chapters.
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Chapter 1. Purple Pumpkins
I met Frank and survived an assassination attempt between lunch and teatime.
It was a beautiful June day in 1972. I was sitting at my favorite table in the palace library, reading. My servants were supposed to be with me, but once they realized that I never tattled, they had become terribly lax. I had the library to myself, as usual.
The hush was shattered when a boy walked in, whistling. He caught sight of me and approached. When he reached my table, he stopped whistling and stood smiling at me. It was a good smile; it invited me to smile back, which I didn’t, of course.
He was a handsome boy of about fourteen, a year older than myself. He was tall for his age, with a haircut from the California side of the gateway. I liked him at once, which annoyed me. I don’t get along with my fellow children.
His smile and likability made me self-conscious, though I was wearing a particularly beautiful blue dress that day. I was pale and thin where he was tan and fit. I envied his dark blond hair and light green eyes. Mine were dark brown and dark brown, respectively.
This boy was actually wandering the palace in his shirtsleeves, having abandoned his blazer who knew where. He’d even loosened his tie and rolled up his sleeves, making him look at home, as if I were the intruder.
I gave him a cold stare. “This is a library, you know.”
He looked around in pretended astonishment.
I added, “You can tell by all the books? At least, I hope you can.”
“I’ll take your word for it. Hey, maybe you can help me. I’m looking for a sweet little girl named Flavia.”
I placed a bookmark and closed my book. “Are you being irritating on purpose?”
“Of course I am. How about you?”
I was taken aback. “Why?”
“Look, do you know where Flavia is or not?”
“I’m Princess Flavia.”
“Then your portraits don’t do you justice, Your Highness. I like the freckles especially. A freckle is a beacon of honesty in a mendacious world. Allow me to introduce myself. Frank Barron, at your service.” He stuck out his hand.
He had that command of language which only a person who reads a great many books develops, but without the stiff delivery of someone like me, for whom books were their only friends. Thus, I was a bit regretful when I said, “Princesses don’t shake hands.”
“You have it backward, you know. Privilege. You can shake anyone’s hand. They aren’t supposed to make the offer. Privilege gives you extra choices. Or it should.”
Most people smiled only with their mouths, at least when they smiled at me. Frank’s eyes twinkled. This was a game, and he was inviting me to play. But it didn’t look like fun from where I was sitting.
Or did it? “You just admitted your faux pas in offering your hand,” I said, feeling a bit triumphant.
“And then there’s the third category. Princesses, everyone else—and me.” He stuck out his hand again. “Frank Barron.”
I shook my head.
He said, “I dare you to shake my hand.”
“I double-dare you.”
I hesitated. “Why?”
“I’ll tell you in a minute.”
“I’ve never shaken anyone’s hand.”
“It’s easy. I’ll teach you.”
In spite of many misgivings, I allowed this. As a girl, I could shake hands while seated, which was a mercy.
My misgivings were unfounded. Unlike his banter, Frank’s instruction was straightforward, and his handclasp somehow communicated that he was a real person—and he knew perfectly well that I was one, too.
“One last time. Allow me to introduce myself.” He stuck out his hand. “Frank Barron. Call me Frank.”
I took his hand and said, “Princess Flavia Beaumont. Pleased to meet you, Frank. Call me … Flavia?”
“Wait, why are we on a first-name basis?”
“We are not!”
“And you just invited me to call you Flavia.”
“You tricked me!”
“I wonder. But my first answer was true.”
“We are not friends, Mr. Frank Barron.”
He became serious, even grim. “Humor me. It’s important.”
I shivered at his sudden intensity. “Who sent you?” Damaged goods though I was, I had been warned I would become a target for plots.
“No one knows I’m here but you.”
“What do you want?”
We stared at each other. Then, retreating to his lighter tone, he said, “I’ll start with my second-best reason. I’m surrounded by people with dull brains and no sparkle. I’ll die of boredom unless I find someone smart and amusing.”
“I’m not noted for my sense of humor.”
“Sparkle is always entertaining. You’ve got lots.”
“You think you can convince a princess to become your court jester?”
“And vice versa. Fair’s fair. After all, I grew up in a town that was too small to have a village idiot, so we all took turns.”
I giggled, then clapped a hand over my mouth. “That didn’t mean anything.”
“Of course not. Your turn.”
“My turn for what?”
“To tell a joke or amusing anecdote.”
Did I even know any? “Frank, are you always this annoying?”
He leaned forward and confided, “Actually, I’m on my best behavior.”
I gaped at him. “You’re usually worse?”
“You’ll get used to it.” His smile faded and he became serious again. He hesitated.
I remembered he’d called it his second-best reason. “Why are you really here, Frank?”
“I found this note next to my bed when I woke up.”
He handed it to me. It read,
I don’t know it yet, but I desperately need you to befriend me today. Meet me in the library at 2 PM sharp. Tell me “purple pumpkins” or show me this note.
P.S. Frank, I won’t remember any of this, so I’m counting on you to believe in and act upon that part of your dream which starts with the explosion in the courtyard.
It was a sheet of my personal notepaper. The note was in my handwriting and signed with my signature. I stared at it, stunned.
Frank said, “How good a forgery is it?”
I shook my head. “I think it’s genuine.”
“What’s this about purple pumpkins?”
“They were in a dream I had last night.” In fact, I had forgotten the rest of the dream. A few purple pumpkins in … a cart? That was all.
“I had a dream last night. The note was right about that.”
“I was here, talking to you, when there was a racket outside.”
Just then, there was an explosion in the courtyard.
Chapter 2. Behind the Arras
The explosion started with a muffled boom that I could feel in my chest and stomach, followed by the thud of falling stonework, the higher-pitched crash of roof tiles, and finally the screams of injured horses. The first sounds frightened me. The last one angered me.
“Follow my lead,” said Frank. “Come on.”
I stood and swayed. My bad leg was asleep. Frank pocketed the note, picked me up, and ran to the back of the library. I was small but not that small: he was strong for his age. He pulled back the edge of a floor-to-ceiling wall hanging and revealed a wide, empty niche that must have displayed a statue or two once upon a time. Though I spent more time in the library than anyone, I had never suspected it was there. He pulled me inside and twitched the hanging straight.
I found myself facing him, my arms around his neck. I couldn’t let go because my legs refused to support my full weight. He put one arm around my waist to steady me.
Just seconds later I heard footsteps enter the library. They ran up and down the aisles in an almost frenzied search. A man’s voice, familiar but unwelcome, said, “She’s not here, my lord.”
Another unwelcome voice said, “She has to be here!”
“Maybe she’s in the ladies’ room.”
“Let’s check, then.”
The footsteps departed.
I stirred, but Frank put a finger to my lips and I subsided. It was dim but not entirely dark. Frank listened with his eyes closed and his head tilted. He was painfully alert. He opened his eyes from time to time to see if I was all right. Each time our eyes met, I felt him relax a trifle, but this was interrupted when he closed them again.
My legs were waking up. They ached, but I didn’t need to hang on to Frank anymore. I kept my arms around his neck anyway.
After a minute or two, he began stroking my hair with his free hand. It was an outrageous liberty, and I should have been furious, but … I wasn’t. It was soothing.
I hadn’t expected tenderness from Frank. I hadn’t expected tenderness from anyone ever again; not since Mama died. I sighed and let him continue, resting my cheek on his shoulder. I could hear his heartbeat. He seemed so sure of himself, so confident, but his heart was racing. It slowed somewhat and his body relaxed as he stroked my hair. I wasn’t the only one who found it soothing.
The note had saved my life. I tried to remember writing it, but not a shadow, not an echo of it remained. I tried to imagine commanding him to befriend me, but it seemed unreal. I had no friends; none at all. I rejected the few overtures that came my way, all palpably insincere. Yet Frank had acted upon my note with a combination of manly fortitude, touching faith, and childish glee.
It was this that convinced me that I’d truly seen the future. I couldn’t have imagined Frank’s response, let alone predicted it. Not with my everyday knowledge.
I’d signed the letter, “Love, Flavia.” Perhaps it was a lie to ensure Frank’s cooperation? On the one hand, it would be an almost admirable ruse; forgivable, considering the stakes, though I hated dishonesty. Still, Frank had trusted the letter. He’d trusted me. I hoped he hadn’t trusted in vain. Taking advantage of him seemed terribly cruel. Could he ever forgive me?
After a long period of silence, we heard scattered shouts, gunshots, and shrieks. Some far away, others closer. The noises would stop for a time, then flare up elsewhere. The tension was unbearable; I wanted to scream.
That was when Frank and I began kissing. I’m not sure which of us started it. I was thirteen and perhaps a little backward for my age. Kissing had never been on my mind. I suppose I still thought of myself as a little girl, though my body had changed in ways that declared otherwise. But here we were.
Frank, on the other hand, was boldness personified. Surely, his approach to kissing would verge on assault! But it wasn’t like that at all. He moved slowly, as if his heart would break if he startled me. His lips were warm and his kisses were so soft! In spite of everything, I allowed myself to pretend, just this once, that a boy could love me.
The shouts and gunfire stopped, but we didn’t. Not until we heard footsteps. A soft voice called, “Flavia?”
“Daddy!” I scrambled out of the niche and almost fell, but lurched into a nearby bookcase and recovered. Frank emerged a moment later.
My father the King strode into view. He was wearing one of his beautiful pinstripe suits. Unusually for him, he was carrying a Thompson submachine gun; the older model with the drum magazine. It made him look like a particularly handsome 1920s gangster with an excellent tailor. He saw me and sagged, just for a moment. There were tears in his eyes. I guessed that he’d been afraid that he’d find me lying dead. If he’d held my gaze for another second, I would have burst into tears, but he turned his attention to Frank.
I wondered if Frank would be embarrassed. After all, he’d been caught alone with a girl and wasn’t even properly dressed.
I needn’t have worried. Instead of bowing, as protocol demanded, Frank extended a hand. “Sire. Frank Barron.”
Daddy shook it automatically, then chuckled. “Caught me off guard, boy. Welcome. I haven’t seen you in years.”
“Daddy, I think Frank just saved my life.”
Daddy’s face went wooden, the way it does when he’s hiding his emotions. “He probably did. They were going to shoot you, Princess.”
Frank scowled. Daddy continued, “Thank you, my boy.” Frank nodded, still scowling.
“Also, he’s my boyfriend,” I said.
“What? How long have you known him?”
I didn’t wear a watch, so I turned to Frank, who was smiling. He liked being called my boyfriend! His smile dazzled me, but he was looking at his wristwatch and didn’t notice. He said, “About twenty minutes.”
I was starting to sag. Even my good leg was aching and trembling. Frank offered me his arm matter-of-factly. I leaned on it.
Daddy said, “Don’t get your hopes up, boy.”
Daddy saw it too! That meant it was real. “Show him the note, Frank.”
Frank handed him the note. Daddy read it carefully. He has wonderful powers of concentration, even in a crisis. He said, “Interesting. We’ll talk later. Frank, I know you’re an intelligent boy. This note and every single one of its implications are state secrets.”
He stared at Frank for a moment, then handed back the note and said, “I’m assigning you to accompany the princess. Stick close until I relieve you. Stay sharp and keep her safe.”
I expected Frank to make a wisecrack, but he said only, “I will, Sire.”
Daddy told me, “Princess, I want to show you something. Something ugly, I’m afraid. Come along” He walked to where two guards, Private Malcolm and Private River, waited in the doorway. They carried submachine guns like his. Daddy spoke a few words to them, then strode out of the library with Private Malcolm. Private River waited for us.
I could keep up with Daddy and walk without limping for short distances if I wasn’t too tired, but I had worn myself out horseback riding the day before. We exited the library in time to see him vanish down the stairs to the first floor. I hobbled as fast as I could, leaning on Frank’s arm. Private River followed at a discreet distance.
Frank was upset. Many people are upset when they see me limping heavily, which adds an unpleasant lurch to my gait and almost as painful for them to watch as it is for me to walk. Somehow, though, I knew that he was bothered more by Daddy’s abandonment of me than by my limp. I had mixed feelings about this.
Frank said, “This isn’t working. I can carry you or we can slow down. Take your pick.”
I slowed. He was right, of course: it helped. I could walk more normally, and he could support me more effectively. Carrying me was out of the question; not when we would be seen. It was too undignified.
Frank said, “Shouldn’t I be on your other side?” I nodded and he moved to my left. Most people are too busy pretending not to notice my handicap to take in the details. My left leg is indeed my bad leg. Not that my right leg is anything to write home about. I came down with polio when I was eleven, before the vaccine was introduced here, and it damaged both my legs. I’m fine otherwise; I really am. I put more weight on Frank’s arm than before, but more effectively. He braced his right wrist with his left hand to support the extra strain.
“There we go,” said Frank when my gait evened out. “Two young people out for a stroll. I like having a beautiful girl on my arm.”
Was he mocking me? “I’m not beautiful,” I said, “and I don’t like flattery.”
“Modest, too. Is there no end to your virtues?”
“I mean it, Frank.”
“Oh, all right.”
We reached the stairs. Telling myself that I wouldn’t look any more impaired than I had already, I told Frank, “I need the left handrail.” He stepped aside. When I had grasped the handrail, he moved to my other side and offered his arm. I took it with some misgivings. Most people don’t know what to do and don’t ask.
Frank asked, “When do I move?”
“Now.” I took my hand off his arm. When he was a step below me, I said, “Good. Don’t move again until I say.” I put my hand on his shoulder and stepped down with my good right leg. Frank stood like an iron pillar, though I put quite a bit of weight on him. Had he done this before? Next, I swung my weak left leg forward, allowing the foot to half-fall to the step below, which was the best I could manage at the moment. That put me on the second step. I asked Frank to move again, and the process repeated. Unlike going up, going down isn’t difficult, but it’s slow, and if the least thing goes wrong I can lose my balance. Keeping an iron grip on the handrail prevents me from tumbling down the stairs, but a good stumble leaves me bruised and sometimes sprained.
Frank quickly got into the rhythm and, inevitably, resumed talking. “So what kind of stakes do you use when you gamble?”
“Because I figure we’re about to be shown corpses or prisoners. I wondered which side of the bet you wanted.”
I shuddered. “Please don’t. Please. I can’t joke about murder. It’s all new and horrible.”
“I’m sorry, sweetheart.” He called me his sweetheart! I felt myself blush.
After another step he said, “So today’s not typical, then?”
I stood up straighter. “How could it be? It has you in it.”
I was afraid I’d gone too far, but he grinned. “So it does. Shall I distract you with pleasant thoughts?”
“Having you as my boyfriend is not a pleasant thought!” Now I knew I’d gone too far, and I was ashamed. He was my rescuer, my hero. He deserved my thanks, not my abuse. And I liked him. Had I hurt his feelings? Was I some kind of monster? I looked at him anxiously. He was looking back in exactly the same way. The twinkle returned to his eyes and he smiled. The next thing I knew, I smiled back. It was the strangest feeling.
We reached the bottom of the stairs. Frank moved to my left side without prompting, and we walked slowly down the ground-floor corridor.
I said, “I walk better than this most days.”
“I’m glad to hear it. What good is a having a girlfriend who doesn’t fetch and carry?”
“You’ll think of something.” The next time I glanced at him, he wore an evil grin. This puzzled me until I figured it out several steps later. “Not something like that! Stop it! I’m an innocent girl. I don’t do double entendre.”
Frank said, “I’ll teach you. I knew this girl, she had the biggest double entendres you ever saw.”
We were silent for a few steps, then I said, “Meaning breasts?”
“So I have to learn what people with dirty minds will infer when I only give them a vague hint?”
“Without developing a dirty mind of my own?”
I tossed my head. “Never mind, then.”
“What good is having a girlfriend who doesn’t let me corrupt her?”
“You’ll think of something.”
Daddy was waiting for us at the courtyard door. He opened the door for us.
The palace is a Spanish-style villa. It’s three stories tall, with stone walls, red tile roof, and a central brick-paved courtyard with a fountain in the middle. On the opposite side of the courtyard, part of the wall had fallen, presumably due to the explosion. Daddy’s study was exposed, looking strangely intact considering that one wall was missing, until you realized that this wasn’t true. The first several feet of floor, including his desk and chair, were missing. Someone had tried to blow him up.
We stopped and stared. After a while Frank said, “I wonder how it was done? I’d have thought the blast damage would be more spherical.”
“Do you know about explosives?”
I’d heard the screaming of horses, but none were in the courtyard. They must have been led off to the stables. I hoped the poor beasts were all right.
The aftermath of the explosion wasn’t what Daddy wanted us to see. He led us to a large wooden farm wagon. In it were three corpses. As we approached, two of Daddy’s soldiers carried in a stretcher with one more. They dumped it in with the others. The corpse’s lolling collapse into the wagon was the most horrifying thing I had ever seen. That would have been me if Frank hadn’t hidden me. A familiar sense of unreality swept over me. The color drained out of the world and I felt that I was watching the scene from a distance. Fortunately, it only lasted a moment.
Lord Murdock the seneschal was among the corpses. So was Sir Archibald, my tutor. Two, including the latest arrival, were palace functionaries I barely knew.
The other end of the wagon held a dozen purple pumpkins. I hadn’t realized until that moment that purple pumpkins really existed.
I glanced at Frank. He’d gone pale and was staring open-mouthed at the bodies, which made him look far too much like the most recent corpse. I felt myself sway. Frank recollected himself. He closed his mouth and drew himself up almost to attention, his arm once more supporting mine—and just in time, too. His face regained some of its color. He glanced at me to see if I was all right. I shook my head slightly.
But I had a report to make. Since there were other people about, I had to speak formally. Trying to keep my voice steady, I said, “Sire, Lord Murdock and Sir Archibald looked for me in the library. I recognized their voices.”
“I’m almost sorry they didn’t surrender,” said Daddy in a deceptively mild tone. “They would have apologized to you from the scaffold.”
Alas, Dear Reader, one of my duties as princess was to attend executions. I had been spared this so far because of my youth, but I was thirteen now, which was unaccountably considered old enough.
Sir Archibald had been a nervous, twitchy man with bad breath. Of all the tutors who had been wished upon me over the years, he had been the least competent, the least diligent, and the least sane. Sometimes I’d wondered if he hated me. I had my answer now. Lord Murdock hadn’t pretended to like me the way most did. A crippled princess was an object of open distaste to him, especially when she was heir to the throne.
I felt weak and ill. Frank braced himself as I put more weight on his arm. I murmured, “Do I … do I have your leave to depart, Sire?”
“Of course, Princess.”
Chapter 3. Inaccurate Fairy Tales
I pointed in the direction of my suite. Frank walked across the courtyard with me, lending his support in more ways than one. He seemed a bit preoccupied, as well he might! Even so, he was more attentive than my usual companions. Private River accompanied us, this time taking the lead.
I was a bit preoccupied myself. Now that it had almost been taken away, I was thinking about my future. Today’s plotters had intended to kill me out of hand, but future plotters might someday see me as worth capturing. My betrothal and eventual marriage to a usurper might add some useful legitimacy. Not to the usurper, exactly, but to my children by him. Which, in turn, would make people more willing to tolerate the usurper himself. The trick is to keep the bride from killing herself or her husband until she’s heavily pregnant, at which point she inevitably gives up for her baby’s sake. Or so I’m told.
Of course, I was only thirteen years old, which was terribly young for that particular scheme. Nevertheless, Dear Reader, that is princessing in a nutshell. It is no career for a young girl.
Once we were inside the palace again, Frank saw a bench in the corridor and said, “Can we rest for a minute? I’m out of breath.” He wiped imaginary sweat from his brow.
I nodded and we sat. I was charmed by his alert kindness and the deliberate transparency of his little white lies.
After I’d recovered a little, I asked, “Why did he show me the bodies?”
“Congratulations. You’ve been promoted.”
“What do you mean?”
“We used to be little kids. Shielded from the ugly truth. Not anymore.”
That seemed likely. Satisfied, I changed the subject. “Who are you, Frank?”
“My father is Sir Ralph Woodville. My mother is Shirley Barron. The way Dad tells it, he was an aristocratic young vagabond who knew a good thing when he saw it. She was a tanned and perky California surfer girl—and devastatingly intelligent, of course. He didn’t stand a chance, not that he wanted to. The rest is history.”
“You’re illegitimate?” My hand flew to my mouth, too late to stop my words.
“No, they’re married and everything. I can go by Frank Woodville if I want to. I just don’t.”
I did a mental calculation. “That puts you about eleventh in line for the throne, doesn’t it?”
“Yep. Once the succession crosses over to the Woodville line, I have two uncles, three cousins, and a father ahead of me. No crown for me, thank God.”
“Do you have any younger siblings?”
“Not a one. You?”
“No. But you knew that. What’s California like?”
“You’ve never been?”
“I like it. Especially the way I can walk around at night and not have every drop of blood sucked from my body. Let’s nip across the gateway as soon as we can. I’ll take you to the movies, bowling, ice cream, go-karts: the works. And shopping, I guess.”
It must be nice, living on the other side of the gateway, perhaps going to a public school, making friends, and doing all the normal things I’d never done. And having two parents. What luxury!
Did Frank use his mother’s maiden name to help maintain his privacy? From whom? On the California side, there were plenty of people who knew about us (though the average person had never heard of gateways to another world) and the Woodvilles were a prominent family.
As my boyfriend, Frank really might expect to take me on dates on his side of the gateway. The things he’d listed seemed appropriate for children our age. But was he really my boyfriend?
“I told Daddy you’re my boyfriend.”
“I was there. Anyway, I am your boyfriend. I kissed you and everything.”
Frank talked a lot of nonsense. Was he serious? I studied his face. “Are you sure?”
“You’re my very first girlfriend, but I think so. Let’s make it official. Flavia, I really like you and I haven’t kissed you nearly enough. Let’s go steady.”
“Okay.” I’d have preferred him to be more formal, but never mind. He could have let himself off the hook, but he wanted to be my boyfriend! It hardly seemed possible, but I believed him. The topic of kissing confused me; especially, again, the idea that he wanted to.
But there were rules. The first rule was that princesses don’t have boyfriends. Suitors, yes. Fiancés, yes. Husbands, yes. Never boyfriends.
On the other hand, I was crippled. Perhaps the rules didn’t apply to me? Perhaps I was so unimportant that my own happiness could actually matter?
Frank broke in on my thoughts. “Try to write me another letter tonight.”
My heart sank. “I don’t know if I can.”
“Neither do I. Let’s find out.”
“You seem awfully calm after all that’s happened.”
He held out a hand. It was shaking. We watched it in silence, then he said, “I’m doing all right. So are you.”
We stood and resumed our journey. When I told Frank that my rooms were on the third floor, he muttered angrily to himself. He seemed to think I was being mistreated. I had to ask him to stop.
My legs and back were aching and stiff. As I mentioned before, climbing stairs is difficult for me. If I’m very tired, I can’t raise my left foot to the next step; not unless I lift it by putting my hand behind the knee. Thankfully, I didn’t have to resort to this, but it was a near thing. It was a short walk from the head of the stairs to my suite: bedroom, sitting room, bathroom, and walk-in closet. My maid, Miss Parmalee, had a room across the hall. I banged on her door as I passed, but there was no answer. She wasn’t in my rooms, either. Private River checked my suite, declared it empty, and abruptly departed to rejoin Daddy.
Frank helped me to a sofa and said, “What next?”
“I don’t think you’re allowed to be here unchaperoned.”
“The King told me to stick to you like a second skin until he relieves me personally.” The door had been left wide open, as etiquette demanded. He walked over to it and looked up and down the hallway. “No one’s around. That can’t be right.”
“On a day like today, anything unexpected is bad. It means we still don’t know what’s going on.”
“No, I’m not!” He pointed at himself. “I’m always right here.”
I almost smiled. “You know what I mean.”
“Let’s figure that the King knew what he was doing, keeping us together. And so did you, when you sent me that letter. Thank you, Flavia. Really. I wouldn’t have missed today for the world.” He gave me the most wonderful smile.
Soon, far too soon, he turned his attention back to the door. I could tell when he made his decision. His posture straightened. “Right. We’re bolting the door. Screw propriety. Unless…” He turned and looked at me. “What weapons do you have?”
“Just a wand. But I don’t know how to hurt people with it.”
“Me, neither. Not enough to win, anyway. Same with punching them out. I’m a pretty good boxer, but grown men are way above my weight class.” He nodded. “Bolted it is.” He closed and locked the heavy door, then threw all three bolts. The top and bottom bolts gave him some trouble, since they hadn’t been used in years. Next, he closed and locked the iron gate to the balcony, the one that protected the room from importunate vampires. Unlike the windows in the library, which faced the courtyard, my windows were on the outside of the palace, facing north. Then he closed and locked the French windows and drew the curtains.
“Why draw the curtains?” I asked.
He quoted his unknown teacher, “Never give the enemy the gift of information.” He turned on a couple of lights and repeated the process in my bedroom.
While he attended to these tasks, I began to cry. I couldn’t help it. I was too exhausted to bear up any longer. It wasn’t just the emotional strain of betrayal, worthy of tears though it was. My muscles ached terribly. It was humiliating to sit weeping while Frank was so active, but I couldn’t stop.
I had endless practice with silent tears, but Frank noticed right away. Miss Parmalee would have taken longer, or pretended to. He took a step toward me. I must have flinched, because he halted abruptly. He started forward again, then stopped again. With a plaintive tone I hadn’t heard before, he said, “What should I do?”
I realized that he was almost desperate to comfort me. I hated to see him so unhappy, but the idea was too strange. Between silent sobs, I said, “Could you read to me? It would distract me and I like your voice.”
He dutifully found a book of old-fashioned fairy tales and began reading Snow White aloud, but he was on edge and prowled the room as he read. That was too much for my jangled nerves. I asked him to be still.
Frank admitted that he wanted to hold me or at least sit beside me, but I wouldn’t let him. “Not while I’m crying.”
He flung himself discontentedly into an armchair and resumed reading aloud. He used different voices for each character, often inappropriate ones, such as giving the Evil Queen the deepest voice he could manage. This cheered him up. He managed quite a pleasant voice for Snow White and changed her name to Flavia.
He interrupted himself and told me he didn’t mean anything by it and hoped I didn’t mind. I urged him to continue. It helped, though I was still weeping.
I wondered why Frank was so attentive and biddable, especially compared to my usual companions, who paid little attention to me and none at all to my wishes. Frank was different. Why?
Oh. The letter. I’d steered him true and now he trusted me. I’d signed the letter with love, and he trusted that, too. Frank had thrown himself joyously, heart and soul, into a situation that gave him a heroic role to play and a princess, of sorts, to fall in love with. But perhaps his mood could only last a little while? New acquaintances often recoiled from me when they discovered I wasn’t the princess of their imagination. Would Frank be next?
As if in answer to my thoughts, he changed Prince Charming’s name to Frank. Flavia and Frank found true love and lived happily ever after. He did the same thing with Sleeping Beauty. We lived happily ever after half a dozen times in a row.
Eventually he began bestowing his name more randomly. He was cheerfully mangling the story of Rapunzel (“’Flavia, Flavia, let down your long hair, that I may climb the golden stair,’ called Frank the witch”), when I drifted off to sleep.
And that, Dear Reader, is how I met Frank.