Princess Flavia is seated at the foot of the Royal Table at dinner, with Diane Maréchal, a cousin of Louisa’s, on her right hand. Diane’s parents want to know if it’s true that Louisa (the black wolf of the Maréchal family), has disgraced herself.
But the real action happens when Flavia is summoned to her father’s study after dinner, where, to her amazement, she learns … but that would be telling. Read all about it in Episode 25: Foot of the Table.
A lot of writers feel like imposters, and not in a good way, like Rudolf Rassendyll in The Prisoner of Zenda. What to do?
Imposter syndrome, obviously, is when you feel like an imposter without actually being one, or at least not on purpose. It not only makes writers feel bad, it makes them hesitate to share their work with readers—the ultimate artistic tragedy! Again, what to do?
Well, several things, but let’s start by recalibrating your expectations. Against all the evidence, we tend to believe that all successful authors write really well: far better than we do. But do they? Let’s find out!
Who’s the Imposter Now? Check out the Bottom of the Amazon Top 100 List
It’s time to take a look at successful books in your niche and see how good the worst of them are. You can do this for free with the Search Inside the Book or Kindle Free Sample features.
Obviously, if you write as well as the worst stories on the Top 100 list, you’re good enough for the Top 100 list. Maybe just barely, but good enough nonetheless. How good is that? Let’s find out.
Amazon keeps a Top 100 List for everything, including your niche. I’ll use my teen space-opera novel, One Survivor, as an example.
When I scroll down to “Science Fiction & Fantasy,” it shows me subcategories. I chose “Science Fiction” and then the sub-subcategory of “Space Opera.”
In my desktop browser, at least, the bestsellers are divided into two pages of 50. I go to the bottom of the second page. I’m going to start with #96-#100.
By the way, it’s best to ignore books like Ender’s Game (#99) that have been around for years. Until you’re a famous writer yourself, you’re not competing with famous writers, you’re competing with the other relative unknowns.
So let’s take a look at #100, Leviathan Wakes, by James A. Corey. But it’s been around for years, so never mind.
#99 is Ender’s Game, which we’ve already decided to ignore.
#98 is part of a Star Wars series: Light of the Jedi. 4.5 stars,10,336 ratings. It must be really well written, with a snazzy hook and poetic prose, right? Take a look.
#97 is just the second book in a series: close enough. Let’s take a look. Doubt by Jenny Schwartz. 1,726 ratings, 4.5 stars. This reminds me of the previous one but looks more unedited.
#96 is the fourth book in a series, so let’s skip to #95, Only Bad Options by Jennifer Estep, 4.7 stars, 880 ratings. This one’s better, and I may circle back and give it another look.
By the way, You can take a look at the free sample of my SF novel, One Survivor, or the free episodes of my fantasy serial, Silver Buckshot. Neither of these have been anywhere near the Top 100. You can decide for yourself whether this is due to weak writing or weak marketing.
Most importantly, look at your own opening pages after looking at the good, the bad, and the ugly of the Top 100. Are you in the right ballpark, if only barely? If so, great. If not, you’ll have an idea of how much you have to do to close the gap. It’s probably less than you thought.
Anyway, this exercise will show you that even best-selling authors have feet of clay. You’ll find mistakes in their work, and sometimes boneheaded ones. Their work isn’t perfect. No one’s is.
So who’s the imposter now?
And yet, all these authors have thousands of satisfied, even enthusiastic readers. Which means … what, exactly?
If you look at the other end of the Top 100, things are better, of course, but not that much better. It’s a funny old world.
What This Means
People who suffer from imposter syndrome exaggerate how good other people’s books are. They exaggerate how good a successful book has to be. If you overestimate the competition, it looks like you can’t win. Don’t do that.
Once you grasp the minimum standards for success, your task is to consistently exceed this, at least by a little. This is a very different task from dethroning Hemingway, and infinitely more achievable. That’s where you start. That’s where we all start. Don’t try to dethrone the masters while you’re still an apprentice. Trying will make you feel like an imposter.
Notice, too, that craft goals and sales goals are two different things. My medium-term sales goal is to become a solid B-list writer with a satisfyingly large fan base and the ability to land contracts from traditional publishers more or less at will. I’m not there yet. (A-list writers are usually B-list writers who suddenly strike the public’s fancy and have a hit for no obvious reason.)
My current craft goal is more modest: write new stories that are like my old ones, only more so. I don’t plan to do anything revolutionary with my style anytime soon.
What Does it Mean to Be a Writer?
Another thing that stirs up imposter syndrome is the belief that “being a writer” is a thing; that writers are a different kind of being.
Which reminds me of this exchange:
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD: You know, the rich are different from you and me.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: Yes, they’ve got more money.
If you believe that a writer is not a mere mortal, but a different kind of being; that to be a writer, you have to become someone else, like a beautiful caterpillar turning into an ugly moth; I have news for you: You’ve fallen for centuries of shameless self-promotion. It ain’t so.
Which is probably just as well. Instead of having to become a bad imitation of The Ideal Writer, you get to be you, but with ever-increasing writing skills.
Writers are different from other people because they write and other people don’t. That doesn’t mean a given writer is intelligent, insightful, talented, creative, or even sanitary. Many aren’t.
It’s uncomfortable to be up on that high pedestal, and I recommend that you not go there. Recognize that the relentless self-promotion in the “glamour industries” makes people nuts. Don’t be nuts.
Fans who love your stories will think there’s something special about you personally. There’s something special about your stories, not you. The rest is projection. People who haven’t even read your stories will think so, too. Glamour is like that. It’s not your fault! Having fans can be gratifying, but try not to think like them. It’s too weird.
So go forth and write like the real you. Writing as yourself, using the skills you currently have, and about as well as you know how, is something anyone else would have to fake, but for you, it’s the real thing.
Does Frank have a tragic backstory? He’d be the first to deny it, or at least minimize it in a humorously distracting way, but he reveals something to Flavia that results in not one but two sodden handkerchiefs. Tears of laughter, maybe? Perhaps allergies?
Lester Dent was the creator of the classic pulp-fiction hero, Doc Savage, and a powerful story-creation formula, The Lester Dent Master Fiction Plot. I’ve presented it below, fleshing it out where needed with my own commentary.
From here on out, Dent’s words are shown in normal text, while mine are in italics.
It’s Sunday, so an innocent trip to church is in order for Princess Flavia and her boyfriend, Frank. It’ll be fine: hardly life-threatening at all. Just because the king brought along a mysterious second limousine with unknown occupants behind its dark windows doesn’t mean he’s bringing along a SWAT team just in case! Nothing to see here, citizens.
Last episode, Frank admitted to being upset that his vampire pals Maria and Charlotte can’t come anywhere near a church. Upset at the churches, not his pals. How will he behave during the service?